Thursday, December 4, 2008

Lamb To The Slaughter

Holiday dining takes a rather disturbing turn over at PHDiva.

The most important thing is to put the piece of lamb on a firm counter and 'christen' it - for example I might have called mine Edward. Take a sharp knife, holding it firmly vertically with the tip down. Raise your hand and stab Edward repeatedly, whilst pretending the meat is the lyin' cheatin' bastard in question. Think: shower scene in Psycho. Turn Edward, and repeat until one no longer has an urge.

I have spent the Christmas Season in Edward mode myself, and I can't say that I cared for it. I think the next time I find myself at Mass I will light a candle for the poor, endangered fellow.

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