Google AdSense Has Finally Figured Me Out

It works off keywords, y' unnerstan'. So if I write about my opposition to gay marriage, I get bridal ads.
I guess the Archie/Sex-Fiend angle coupled with the constant posts about home-brewing broke the bank, though, 'cuz now I'm generating ad content geared toward drug rehab.
Congratulations Google! I don't feel so alone now.